Txt Spk

No Spk Eng - Richard Baker

I hv a drm, whr ppl cn spk proprly,

Nstd ov usng jrgn,& tlkng ttl rbbsh.

Its vry frstrtng, &I h8 it al.

Wots evry1s prblm?

Th Eng lang hz evlvd ovr thsnds ov yrs,

Frm lng ded, & out ov use dlcts,

Combnng nflunces frm so mny othr srces,

Bt luk @ us al now

Wot hv we bcom?

I wz on a trn th othr dy, whn I saw a gy txtng sum1.

He wz usng txt lang & I jst wntd 2 stnd up& say,

"Oi! Stp it, 4 gds sake!"

I ddnt.

Bt mayb I shud av, it wud hv mde him thnk 4 a chng.

How mch tim dos evry1 need 2 sav in spch,

Only 2 los it al agn in th tim it taks 2 intrprt?

My dream is rather erudite.